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What Not To Do Today

Don’t skip lunch today just because Edward doesn’t have to eat.

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What Not To Do Today

Don’t name your first born Apple Bottom just because Matthew McConaughey named his baby Levi.

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What Not To Do Today

Don’t change your MySpace song to reflect your current relationship status. Your crush/boyfriend/ex-boyfriend/baby daddy won’t think it’s cute.

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What Not To Do Today

Don’t stop taking birth control just because you’re jealous of all the cute babies on Jon & Kate Plus 8.

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What Not To Do Today

Don’t send the guy you like your horoscope, even if it does give some sign that the two of your are meant to be.

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