Don’t eat a Hannah Montana granola bar before going out tonight in hopes that it will help you meet an older, questionably gay male model. In reality, all it will do is make you throw up all that green beer you’re going to drink and make you look like Linda Blair in The Exorcist.
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What Not To Do Today
Don’t get so caught up in your daydream about interviewing Rob Pattinson and having him fall in love with you that you nearly miss your exit off the Interstate, then narrowly avoid rear-ending the car in front of you (ahem, Co-Creator A).
What Not To Do Today
Don’t do something illegal just for the excuse to go hide out in Las Vegas like Chris Brown. What happens in Vegas might stay in Vegas, but what happens before you get there stays on your rap sheet.
What Not To Do Today
Don’t get drunk at work just because Ryan Seacrest was wasted during his Grammy red carpet interviews.
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Don’t spray paint “fur hag” on your dog just because she favors a wardrobe of fur only like Mary Kate and Ashley. It’s not the same.
