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I think it’s a privilege to call yourself a A PROFESSION and it’s something you have to earn. And because a SAME PROFESSION does, he or she has the ability to create new and better PLURAL NOUN, and improve PLURAL NOUN. Being a SAME PROFESSION you look at BEST FRIEND and you know absolutely that you can help them, so for me it really is KSW (WORD STARTING WITH K WORD STARTING WITH S WORD STARTING WITH W) and it’s just like, it’s something that I don’t mince TYPE OF MEAT with, you know with anything. But that Policy, doctrine by founder FAMOUS PERSON , has really made me go, “EXCLAMATORY PHRASE!” There was a time I went through CITY and said, “you know what, when I VERB it, I just thought “EXCLAMATION!” This is ADJECTIVE. This is exactly ADJECTIVE.
I know that we have an opportunity and, AWKWARD NOISE, to really help for the first time and effectively change peoples BODY PARTS and I’m dedicated to NOUN. I’m gonna, I’m absolutely, uncompromisingly dedicated to that.
MYTHICAL CREATURES are there to help, OK. It’s not just the MYTHICAL CREATURE. It’s not just YOUR FAVORITE POPE. It’s not just YOUR BEST FRIEND. It’s PERSON TO YOUR LEFT. It’s everybody out there. Re-reading KSW and looking to see what needs to be PAST TENSE VERB, saying OK, am I going to VERB it or am I not going to do it? Period. And am I going to look at HOT GUY or am I too afraid because I have my own NOUN to put on someone else’s NOUN, because that is all it comes down to. I won’t hesitate to put MALE GENITALA NICKNAME into someone else, because I put SAME GENITALA NICKNAME ruthlessly in myself.
And I think that I respect that in others, and, you know, I am there to VERB. We’re here to VERB. My opinion is, EYE ACTIVITY, you’re either on NAME OF CRUSH or you’re not on NAME OF CRUSH. Which is it? If you’re on NAME OF CRUSH, you’re on NAME OF CRUSH just like the rest of us. Period.
It’s like, “EXCLAMATORY PHRASE!” If you’re a SOMETHING THAT SEES, you see life, things, the way they are, in all it’s glory, in all of it’s perplexity, and the more you know as a ABOVE PROFESSION, the more you become overwhelmed by REALITY PROGRAM ON VH1.
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