Hey there ATM lover(s)! We’re sorry that this post is coming to you so late, but we had green eggs and ham at the office this morning, which led to a healthy green salad, which led to a healthy dose of green beer. Needless to say, we’re a little tipsy (and very full!). But, we know that you can’t properly start your mid-week drinking without a shot of ATM and thus, we put together this St. Patty’s-inspired post for you and your clansmen. Set aside your corned beef and hash and dance a jig…here we go!
Tom Brady: Sure he’s easy on the eyes and a decent football player (or so we’re told), but this guy wouldn’t make many headlines if he hadn’t dumped one super model (Bridget Monahan) for an even hotter less pregnant one: Giselle Bundchen. He and the Victoria’s Secret angel got married last week. (But don’t fret, boys, if history is any guide, he’ll break up with her as soon as he knocks her up!)
Jessica Biel: One of the dullest doorknobs on the planet, this plain Jane bagged herself one of the hottest men on the planet: Justin Timberlake. If that didn’t require some serious Irish luck, we don’t know does! And now rumors say that she’s going to start singing. It will take more than a couple rounds of Guiness to make us listen to that!
Charlie Sheen: This guy MUST be 100 percent Irish. Nothing about him should be famous and yet, he’s got it all! Top-rated sitcom, check. Series of relationships with relatively hot Hollywood ladies (Heidi Fleiss’ girls not included), check. Successful(?) t-shirt line, check. Not to mention, he’s one of the only guys in Tinseltown with babies with normal names! (Though unlucky for them, when they end up in a class with kids named Knox, Pilot Inspektor and Zuma, they’re bound to get the crap kicked out of them.)
