Awesome Teen Mag

First we suggested D-list celebs (and their Z-list sibs) get pregnant to get a little extra TLC from the fans, and Jamie Lynn Spears took notice.  The new little mama successfully stole the spotlight from her drama queen big sis when she announced her tween pregnancy, so we awarded her with our Awesome Teen Reader trophy. 

Now, a new Awesome Teen Reader trophy award winner has emerged. In a recent post, we advised our readers to pick their very own “our songs” based not on the love they currently share with their boo, but on the feelings that they will experience when their boo goes MIA and that love is shattered into a million pieces, thus eliminating unnecessary heartache. Our first suggestion: “No Air” by Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown.

Well tonight on the red carpet of the only award show anyone cares about—the Teen Choice Awards, duh!  What, did you think we gave a crap about the Oscars? As if!—she of the totally scripted reality show and the giant patoot, Kim Kardashian, met a bizarrely starstruck Jordin Sparks (aren’t you legitimately famous, Jordin?) and told her that “No Air” is her and her boyfriend (Reggie Bush)’s song!

Kim, we’d like to thank you for your fervent readership and for your vocal support of Awesome Teen Magazine.  Without you and other celebrity readers like you, we’d have no one to write about. So keep doing what you’re doing. But (and this is a big butt) quit it with that reality show. It hurts our teeth a little.