June 27, 2008
· Filed under Advice, Love
If there is one thing more embarrassing than forgetting the words to Jordan Spark’s Tattoo (omigosh you’ve heard it like a million times on the radio) during a Karaoke ‘sesh with your crush, it’s not having him ask you for your number. You’ve already added him as your friend on Facebook, exchanged flirty wall posts, and have been tagged together in a photo, but why has he not asked your best friend for your number already?!
Of course YOU could ask him for his number, but do you think Mariah Carey asked for Nick Cannon’s number? No way. Neither did Angelina, Ashlee, or Brit when snagging their guy. Sure today’s Hollywood elite use agents, VIP parties, music videos, and reality TV to make their love connections, but you don’t have to have a famous friend to get the digits.
Instead head over to Facebook and call upon your inner blonde to create a new group claiming you lost, broke, or had stolen your most prized possession: your cell phone. No need to be overly creative. A simple, “this girl lost her phone so hand over your numbers, bitches” seems to get the job done. Invite your friends, including your crush, and watch the numbers roll in. Just ask Stephanie who asked for 69 numbers and got 47 in return, including that cutie Joe.
Now that you have your guy’s number programmed at the top of your speed dial you’ve got every reason to call him, becuase let’s be honest: he gave you his number. He must totally want you to call!
June 25, 2008
· Filed under What He Actually Meant
What he says: “I can’t hang out, I’m going to dinner with a friend from school.”
What we hear: “I’m hooking up with someone prettier than you.”
What he actually meant: “I can’t hang out, I’m going to dinner with a friend from school.”
June 25, 2008
· Filed under Advice, Celebs
Omigosh! If you have to pay over $4 a gallon for gas again you’re going to flip out just like Soulja Boy when he heard Ice T declare he killed hip hop. With gas prices this high how are you ever going to be able to afford that hot outfit you saw Blair wearing on Gossip Girl? And even more importantly, how are you going to support your habit of driving by your crush’s office and house 14 times a day?
You might not think its true, but people all over the country are in the same gas price hell as you. But not those in Hollywood, right? Wrong. Just ask Jason Wahler, Mischa Barton, and Brandy. Their bank accounts were so desperate they had to stop driving all together. Not wanting to admit they lost their Hills contract, were the reason The OC was cancelled (what other reason could there have been?), or couldn’t sell an album to save her life, these three once-popular Hollywood starlets opted out of driving by getting DUIs.
Think about stars like Mel Gibson, Eve, Ty Pennington, Nick Nolte, even the dad on Little People Big World. Can’t seem to recall where you last saw them? Us either. With no regular pay check there was no way they could continue to pay for their Hollywood lifestyle. Taking cue from DUI veteran Paris Hilton the choice was easy: get a DUI and get rid of car payments, monthly insurance bills and avoid paying for gas. Three expenses easily avoided. Plus some free PR.
Editors Note: We just got back from the gas station and paid $85 to fill up the Awesome Teen Van. WTF? We don’t even live in California. Shit…we need a drink.
June 25, 2008
· Filed under What Not To Do Today · Tagged Add new tag
Don’t send the guy you like your horoscope, even if it does give some sign that the two of your are meant to be.
